Blonde & Painting Joke -- it's a twofer!

This joke comes compliments of my Father In-law. 

He knows I appreciate a good joke, even the blonde jokes. 

And he knows how I have been on a painting frenzy lately...and that I would probably get a chuckle out of this.  I'm sure you will too :)

The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said...

(You'll love this...)

(I know you will...)
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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

However, I am really good at painting....and sometimes get away with just one coat ;-)

Jenny